4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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