Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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