just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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