can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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