Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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