If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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