Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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