I CAN MOONWALK!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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Alive.
So much puke
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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