The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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