the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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