Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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