Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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