question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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