Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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