Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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