let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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