I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
