My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Randomize
