love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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