im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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