so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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