You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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