..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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