I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
