i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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