Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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