May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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