Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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