You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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