David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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