just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?