i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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