wrigley field is MILF paradise
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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