dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms