he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".