Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(785): View more from Kansas

If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?

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(818): View more from California

I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.

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(410): View more from Maryland

hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.

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(607): View more from New York

his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.

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(806): View more from Texas

Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.

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(407): View more from Florida

You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before

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(207): View more from Maine

There's lube on my homework. #priorities

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