Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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