No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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