they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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