Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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