Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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