i can't believe i had my finger in that
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
MIDGETS
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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