I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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