Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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