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Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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