Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
