No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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