it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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