Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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