i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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