she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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