Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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