did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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