dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Everything about him screamed your future.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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